”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
(Source: democracykills)
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
(Source: ramrambolton)
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
