pythonoid:

stunningpicture:

This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read

i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me

awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

"I love you." ✓Seen at 3:23
—Six Word Story by Pien Pouwels  (via oceanflowerbird)

phloeticexpressions:

me getting snacks for the turn up function

crimewave420:

pk—-love:

THE CREATOR HAS SPOKEN

thyartisdisney:

LABRATHOR

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

bellecosby:

sleepersighs:

what i know about straight boys

  • they’re dirty
  • they like rating girls on 10
  • they’re scared of hair
  • they walk VERY SLOWLY IN HALLWAYS 

haha and then what ;)

t.